Wednesday, December 08, 2004

To the pickers in my life

Please do not pick at your ear with a pen cap during a conference call and wipe the wax across your notes. It’s gross, and what if I have to borrow those later?

Please don’t stand in the middle of the escalator, preventing all from walking up it. If you insist on doing so, it would be wise to recognize that everyone behind you is not only annoyed at your selfish, inconsiderate behavior, but we are all paying enough attention to notice that you are blatantly picking your nose, then placing your hand on the moving handrail. Not nice.

If you must eat whatever you have just picked off of your scalp, and you must do it repeatedly for approximately one minute, it would be better to do so in private. Facing a room full of 10 people is not a discreet position. I am thoroughly grossed out. Oh, and I’m never dating again. Not men, anyway.

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