Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Penis envy, here I come

Usually when I hear the term "penis envy," I scoff. Who would want one of those hanging around? Getting you in trouble, embarrassing start-ups, embarrassing lack of start-ups, having to compare size to others, easy target for painful contact - one kick to the groin and your down. I don't want to deal with all of that!

However, when I get to the little blue pills and I'm crying for no reason and doubled over with cramps, I think to myself, "A penis? Why not. Sign me up!"

This week is gonna suck.

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