Me: Did you kill a big, nasty bug on the kitchen floor and leave it there?
Brother: [shakes head]
Me: Well there's a smashed dead guy in the middle of the kitchen floor. And I see that neither of us is wearing shoes right now.
Brother: [smirk]
Me: Look, I'm not sure which of us was actually in the kitchen last, but I'm going to say it was you. And that's how we're gonna play this thing.
Brother: [continued smirk]
Me: [leaves the room]
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