Have you ever been so unmotivated that you want to whine? I’ve been in plenty of grumpy, whiny moods, but today I want to whine out loud. “I don’t FEEL like reviewing the fulfillment report! Make somebody ELSE do it! I wanna go home! I’m tired! I don’t WANNA start the new appeals project! NOOOOOOO!”
Yes, that’s what’s been playing in my head all morning. Pleasant, no?
To the office finance guy who can’t find the genius computer programmer:
Standing next to his desk, staring at his chair, and making angry faces is not going to make him come into work any faster. In fact, if you continue to do so in such a negative fashion, I’m going to call the little buggar and recommend that he doesn’t come in at all today. Go away.
To the woman who’s suing me (see previous post):
I’m sorry you had shoulder surgery, but I don’t have any money. Is it really from our little fender bender? Really? Please take the $25K my insurance company is offering, put your lawyer back on his leash, and take comfort in the fact that my insurance rates will be sky-high for the next 7 years.
To my friend who’s having Thanksgiving dinner at a restaurant:
Have FUN there. Everybody and their mom are having dinner at home that night. Relish in your unique situation. Thumb your nose at this nation of sheep. And for God’s sake, please over-eat. Oh, and catch a flight to DC this weekend b/c we’re having an urban family pre-Thanksgiving Thanksgiving dinner. You should come!
To everyone else:
I’m leaving work momentarily to get Chipotle. Jealous?
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