They're out of control. Pretty soon my belly will reach out further than my chest when I sit down. I'm going to be with Annika tonight - personal trainer. Hopefully we can sweat some of it out!
New jokes!
Knock knock ... (who's there)
Minnesota ... (Minnesota who?)
Minnesota bad mood & I dunno what to do about it.
Why do scientists disconnect their doorbells?
So they can win the no-bell prize!
What's the different between Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Jane Fonda?
Jane actually went to Vietnam. Hah!
And an old fave.....
A: Look! A bunch of cows!
B: Herd.
A: Heard of what?
B: Herd of cows.
A: Of course I've heard of cows!
B: No no no.... a cow herd.
A: I don't care. I don't have anything to hide.
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Those jokes are classic. Especially the one about Vietnam LOL
And on the fat roll party: I'm with you...I just happen to be pregnant. Everyone wonders why I look so much further along than I actually am...the layer of blubber tacks a few months onto my "showing" level. haha! Good for you with the personal trainer though. I went to one ONCE. We see how that went.
Ha! Yes, I'm beginning to only go to the gym when I have a specific appointment. But there are only two left.... and the Easter candy doesn't help.
Clearly your "further along" look is simply your stellar ability to move a pregnancy along at a competitive speed. See? It's actually because you're a physical athlete at heart.
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